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v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R
s00tball:

I just died.
imperfectlyxo:

I want this on my blog because I think it is important. If you have any problems with this, message me.

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

(Source: call-life-arlelt, via interjects)

guys

lanadelreynudes:

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

 

(via pizza)

spiritdick:

I want to know why

quazza:

what if bodies just had random errors like computers do

you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor

(via pride)

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"
bxnjamxn:

2 SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE